Human's with a Vagina's apology

We, women, would like to apologize to the world claimed and controlled by men.
We, women, apologize for having menstruations.
That disgusting blob stain behind us that you laugh at. We sincerely apologize for our body cleaning itself, preparing our uterus to deliver mankind.
Sorry, that religious customs believe it is disgusting.
That the dirty, red fluid oozing from our genitals is normal and biological.
We sincerely apologize for our body cleaning itself, preparing our uterus to deliver mankind.
We, women, would like to apologize for having breasts--
--and lack thereof.
That we distract you with it.
That the two masses of fat can't hide.
That our breasts should not function as food to our
babies.
That our breasts' only function is to be ogled by you and it is truly offensive to have them be displayed for a different purpose other than for sexualization. 
We, women, apologize that we have to pass by the street.
That it was our fault we were wolf-whistled at and cat-called.
That we are ingrate of sublingual compliments.
We, women, apologize that we don't remain as housewives, baby-makers, or nuns.
That we also desire the occupation you want.
That we do not stick to stereotypes about job descriptions.
That we do not only intend to be secretaries, nurses, or teachers as 
the stereotypes dictate us.
We, women, apologize for keeping you in the friend zone.
That male-to-female relationship shall never end in friendship.
What if we make friends with you, and you are expecting us to end up in a relationship or otherwise intercourse to compensate for the rejection? 
That every kind gesture you give us should not be taken alone as kindness but a gesture of affection.
That we are blind to choosing another over you.
We, women, apologize for not rewarding you with sex.
That we ignore how nice and kind you are.
That your reward should be sex and not thank you or "you're so kind."
We, women, apologize for being sexually harassed and assaulted.
That we should not wear lewd clothing because we will be harassed or assaulted.
That we should not be wearing clothing that covers our bodies from head to toe because we will be harassed or assaulted.
That we should just forget buying a new bathing suit and throw on our sweaters during a summer trip to the beach.
We, women, apologize for trying to be superior to you. When in actuality, you are just so used to us being inferior for centuries and now so we are stepping up for equality, we actually are claiming superiority. 
We are so sorry that we are so ambitious to have the same equal rights as you are. We should be contented just living in a man's world.
We apologize sincerely to you, men, that you think the world is just revolving around you. 
We apologize that we take what should have been ours. 
We apologize for being created as a woman and you know what? Just suck it up because as long as there are humans with vaginas being born or made, we will never waver.